Cruise tells Scientology to buy Neverland

Just when you though Tom Cruise couldn’t get any weirder… The actor and Scientology devotee is preparing for the birth of his first biological child with fiancée, Katie Holmes. Holmes is due to give birth any day now and Cruise wants his child to have everything his or her heart desires. Thus, Tom is currently in discussions with the Church of Scientology to purchase Michael Jackson’s kiddie paradise, Neverland Ranch.

According to the National Enquirer, Tom has advised the Church to look into buying the estate/theme park. He “thinks [it] would make an ideal Scientology retreat,” reports the tabloid. Owning Neverland would also assure Tom that and his children would never have to deal with the public in order to ride a few rides. Going to Disneyland is such a hassle.