People Magazine rips into Kevin Federline's "PopoZao"

Celebrity Magazine, PEOPLE, known for handling celebrities with luxury white gloves is letting it all hang out by tearing into "PopoZão," the new single by Kevin Federline.

When People Magazine says you sound like shit... (abbreviation) you need to hang it up fast.

One will gain new appreciation for the musical talents of Britney Spears after listening to "PopoZão," the debut single from her husband, would-be emcee Kevin Federline. The frenetic dance track (its title refers to a bootylicious posterior) taps into the favela funk sound popular in Rio de Janeiro and features production by Disco D, who keeps things popping with breakneck beats.

But when Federline takes the mic, his raunchy, repetitive raps ("Bring that Brazil booty on the floor") will quickly have you K-fed up. His annoying, rapid-fire rhymes suggest that he should stick to being a stay-at-home dad and let Spears bring home the bacon.

In other Kevin Federline news, Perez Hilton is reporting that Mr Britney Spears has employed the PR skills of Tammy Brook and FYI Public Relations to help get his face in magazines and newspapers across the country as he attempts to self-release his debut album.