Marilyn Manson & Castle Gurtee Wed

The Bosh is calling for Marilyn Manson to speak for himself, in light of his quote: “In the end, we’re all Springer guests, really, we just haven’t been on the show.�? M&M’s real name is Brian Hugh Warner. Nothing seen on his videos makes him look like marriage material, yet, as per Star, he was recently wed to the classy stripper Dita von Teese.

Raised as an Episcopalian and educated in the Heritage Christian School in Canton, Ohio, Brian Hugh Warner married his classy stripper in Castle Gurteen, property of the artist Gottfried Helnwein in Kilsheelan, County Tipperary. If you need to be told which country that’s in, you’re a retard.

Dana Schneider made Warner’s wedding band, a platinum affair with onyx inlay. His black silk taffeta tuxedo with velvet trim was fashioned by John Galliano. As for Dita von Teese, what do you imagine that a stripper wears to her wedding?