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One can never get enough of Paris, but this Hilton chick might be a different story. If you will, she is releasing a guided diary, in which the literarily challenged are instructed on how to live like an heiress and write of their experiences. The volume is being published by Simon & Schuster (which last week rejected at least five first novels of true merit). Not that we think publishing resources are being squandered, mind you.
As part of the promotional hooey for this farce, Paris will be taking and answering questions from commoners. Parishiltonqa@yahoo.com is the address. We recommend posing the following question: When an heiress is getting boffed by a Greek millionaire on a white sand beach, what should she do if her tenth daiquiri spills in her cleavage as sand gets in her crotch?
The color of the diary makes it perfect for anyone with a pink orientation. PETA has expressed fears that if sales are brisk, many Chihuahuas are going to wind up in humane shelters. If it outsells “The Truth About Diamonds,? who knows, Nicole Richie could wind up in a humane shelter.
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