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Jessica Simpson Learned About Sex in the Nick of Time |
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A rock star does not give a busted guitar string about what people think of his or her wild-assed, hard-partying, whoring-around, money-fueled ways. In fact, when people say they want to “live like rock stars,� what’s meant is that they want a wild-assed, hard-partying, whoring-around, money-fueled life-style.
But a pop star is very different from a rock star. And the sub-class of bubblegum pop stars exists at an even stickier remove. The public image of a bubblegum pop star has to be managed in just such a way that her teenage fans can read endless rebellion into her music and life, while her parents, priest, and teachers can read none.
That, according to Star, is why Jessica Simpleton told her ugly new boytoy Trace Ayala that they can be filthy kinky animals in the bedroom but that she can’t date anybody publicly for six months. Some fans had supposed that Nick’s liberal use of the dip stick was what killed the motor of the Simpleton-Lachey union; but now the gossip grapevine has tendrils growing in every direction, each with a message that virgin-until-marriage Jessica began making up for lost time the split second her hymen was ruptured.
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