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We aren’t going to put a fine point on it: Star says that one of America’s cutest things, Ashton Kutcher, is henpecked, henpecked, henpecked . . . half to death . . . by his talented wife, Demi. Her last name might be Moore, but to judge by the reports, Ashton must want less and less of her. The Bosh is on its knees, pleading with the glamorous couple to seek counseling before no celebrity in the world has not been either divorced, or recently dumped.
What is Demi, who lent her voice to “Beavis and Butthead Do America,” doing? She apparently is stressed by her involvement in several movies and a side gig hawking products . . . POOR BABY!!!!! . . . and she works her stress out on Ashton, allegedly not by the traditional means of doing so but rather by bitching him to within an inch of his adorable, sexy, any woman would sleep with him life. She also seeks to limit him in his partying with the dudes, and she has insisted on being granted a straight up or down vote on his future female co-stars.
You can hardly blame a gal; look what happened to Jennifer Aniston. Even though Ashton’s friends may be calling Demi “Bridezilla,” she doesn’t want the eventual humiliation of having to go with a Vaughn type, having had a failed marriage advertised in neon in the world’s gossip outlets. Reps for other people deny all knowledge of whether Demi is getting Ashton under control by placing a dog collar and leash around his neck and spanking him with a paddle when he doesn’t heel.
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