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Sir Elton John ♥ David Furnish

When Prince Charles wed Camilla, they did so in Windsor’s Guildhall. Wednesday, December 21, 2005 two real live queens will be married in that same place. Sir Elton John and his devoted long-time companion David Furnish shall be wed, under a new English law which makes the United States appear an international human rights laughing stock.

William Jefferson Clinton, who initiated the U.S. military’s loathsome and homophobic “Don’t ask, don’t tell��? policy, has taped a congratulatory message for the homosexual couple. The Bosh doesn’t quite know where he gets off doing that. Had Hillary actively lobbied for gay rights in New York (which, because of widespread tolerance in New York City, has the greatest concentration of gay persons in the country) any number of American celebrities might already have come out and gotten hitched here.

While the John-Furnish ceremony will be an intimate family affair, the reception will be a celebrity-studded mega-event. An American television channel offered the couple 10 fat million to cover the ceremony, and even offered to donate the money to a charity, but John and Furnish chose not to turn the most important moment of their lives into a media feeding frenzy. The Bosh stops just short of apologizing to Queen Elizabeth II for the American Revolution. (By Scott Rose)














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