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Wagging tongues say that Marcia Gay Harden is deeply distressed after an announcement by the Catholic Church that it will never again allow her on its premises. “But it’s only my middle name!? she was heard whimpering in self-defense. Asked for comment, a Monseigneur said: “This Gay woman has a B.A. in theater and an MFA from the graduate theater program at NYU. Who’s going to believe she isn’t homosexual??
Asked if he wasn’t aware that Marcia Gay is married to a man named Thaddaeus, and that her father and brother also are named Thaddaeus, the Monseigneur responded: “I know these people will do anything to preserve their careers, but for God’s sake; Thaddaeus! That’s one syllable away from fellatio, just as her name is one letter away from being Marcia Gay Hard-on.?
And that same Monseigneur has seen Marcia Gay as Lee Krasner in “Pollock.? “Another laughable front,? he said, “what do you think Jackson Pollock was expressing with all those ejaculations on canvass, anyhow?? Three Gay films will be coming out in 2006: “The Invisible,? “The Hoax,? and “American Dreamz.?
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