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It seems like only yesterday that The Bosh ran the video interview in which Colin Farrell pantomimed his lengthy fellatio sessions with Bruce Willis while they were isolated on a film set. Now, the Hollywood bad boy has checked into a drug rehab center. His publicist says he got addicted to pain pills after he had a back injury, and naturally, we do not think any connection is possible between manic hyperactivity and cocaine use.
Nothing to do with those fellatio sessions, of course, but Colin has lately been involved in the movie version of “Miami Vice,�? playing Sonny Crockett, who loves pastel-toned clothing. One of his past beards, er, girlfriends, the hussy Nicole Narain, has been tormenting Farrell over a sex tape they made in private circumstances, but from which she would like to turn a tidy profit. Bosh to bitch: Get A Life!!!!!!
People were so impressed with Colin Farrell’s performance in “Alexandre�? that they spread stills from it showing his bare behind all over the internet. “Give ‘em a finger, and he’ll want the whole hand,�? quipped a jaded queen in Greenwich Village. Colin, Colin: We don’t like to see you playing Captain Hooked. Take care, and get out of rehab soon!
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