Cat Fight Watch : Paris Hilton - Nicole Richie

Even as the states compete among themselves to see who can be most restrictive regarding gay relationships, the stars appear to be in a competition to see who can either marry or divorce first. Brad and Jenn, Renee and Kenny, Jess and Nick have headed the divorce parade.

On the marriage side of the aisle we had for a long time Paris and Nicole. In the wake of their claws-out, back-arched, hissing-on-top-of-a-back-alley-garbage-can cat fight, Paris said: “Nicole knows what she did; I’m not saying anything else.� That was a cue for an investigative gossip reporter to ask Nicole: “What did you do?�

It also sent the two cats into a competitive run to the altar in which they both tripped and fell on their perfectly made-up faces. Now we have Eva and Marcia, two “Desperate� stars, as the object of a gossip world feeding frenzy over their upcoming respective weddings to Tony Parker and Tyler Christopher. Far be it from The Bosh to hope that the two finish just like Paris and Nicole.