Angelina Jolie

Supposedly, back n July, she had purchased bootyparlor's "naughty ballerina" bra and thong set. And she is said to have bought their remote-control vibrating panties, which Brad can use to turn her on from thirty feet away. But we're skeptical.

Bootyparlor may not be Filene's basement, but neither is it a Parisian specialty boutique. If even we would shop the Parisian boutique instead of a cheap-o website, what would Angelina be doing at the bootyparlor? We say that knowing full well that when Brad and Angelina stayed at that resort in Kenya, the workers were alarmed to hear coming from their residence sexual screams that sounded like "a wounded animal." (By Scott Rose)