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The Devil and Intelligent Design |
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Where's the warranty? That's what The Bosh wants to know about the product called "life," alleged to have been intelligently designed. As a reminder, proponents of "Intelligent Design" say that just as you can look at a toilet and tell that it had to have been designed by somebody, so too can you look at a living organism, such as an erect penis, and deduce that it took a really, really intelligent designer to fold the thing out of the way when not in use.
The Bosh has other ideas. We think an example of intelligent design is the Lamborghini Diablo (the Spanish word for Devil). Lamborghini super cars have been evolving ever since their introduction to the market in 1963. Unlike the so-called "intelligent" design theory, a Lamborghini does not have to be forced on anyone; indeed, no person who was offered one for free has ever turned it down.
We even know who the intelligent designers of Lamborghini automobiles are. Bizzarini, Dallara and Stanzani were responsible for the first models, for example. This type of intelligent design has everything to do with horse power, and nothing to do with horse poop, of which there is entirely too much in Kansas and the White House. If any readers have knowledge of the actual designer of the erect penis, please extend our intelligent thanks to her. (By Scott Rose)
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