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Vatican Speaks Against Gay Seminarians
The Vatican has issued an edict (that's like an e-mail, only with a dict) banning from its fabulous celibate priesthood fags of whatever kind. Among the kinds of fags not welcome to devote themselves to celibacy and veneration of the Virgin Mary are those who support "the so-called 'gay culture.'" Opinion divides as to when the so-called 'gay culture' began to take hold. Sappho lived from 630BC to 612BC, but the bible doesn't even recognize that humans existed in that period, and there's no way that Sappho's lesbian-themed lyric poems can be considered culture anyhow.

Michelangelo (1475 - 1564) came later in time but as a supporter of the so-called 'gay culture' has rightfully made Ratzinger's shit list. Working on a scaffolding of his own design, lying on his back for years to fulfill his vision, the so-called artist completed the Sistine Chapel ceiling; but you call that culture? To top it off, when Michelangelo died, he did so in the arms of his lover Tommaso dei Cavlieri, having written for him hundreds of sonnets, which of course pale in comparison, as culture, to so much as a fart from the pope's blessed behind.

Who wrote "Rubyfruit Jungle"? What is that piece of utter trash known as "Death in Venice"? Rudolph Nureyev; you know where he liked to take it. The Bosh salutes The Vatican for its long delayed, much needed condemnation of the so-called 'gay culture.' (By Scott Rose)














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