Russell Crowe

A word about that hotel clerk who settled with Russell for $100,000 for the telephone-throwing attack. Did they hire you knowing that your IQ was much, much lower than the lowest nightly rate in the hotel? $100,000? Do you have any idea what this guy makes per film? After his success in "Glad-He-Ate-Her," tickets for a concert by his band, 30 Odd Foot of Grunts, went for over $500 on e-Bay.

Russell Crowe wants to give his brain for medical science after his death. Biologists will then have important clues to what makes a person a hothead. He's been in brawls, he's slammed a producer of the British Film Awards against a wall, he's thrown a telephone at a hotel clerk; and for that, they're going to ban him from working in the country? Heck, a much more dangerous person is currently in residence at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. (By Scott Rose)