Bruce Springsteen said it like this: "Down here it’s just
'winners' and 'losers' and don’t get caught on the wrong side of that
line." Writing about "winners" is like showing off those
"adorable baby pictures" to the "newlywed sterile couple
next door" -- it's just cruel.
Here at the bosh, we only care if you're a loser.
In this miserable world "screw ups" are expected to happen;
that's why it's more fun to watch someone else lose for a change.
Admit it, you're a loser-lover.
In "loser-speak," remember the only truth when that ax falls
and the cameras caught you smiling in your underpants: "we are all
in this alone."
Here is a round up of this weeks falls: |
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Stuart
Townsend
The Irish actor got the ax from ABC
(Night Stalker), but he's still allowed to walk in the shadow of the
successful Charlize Theron.
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Kelly
Someone please tell Mr. Kelly his naked
ass don't belong on candid-camera (leave the sex-tapes for the pretty
people we want to see naked).
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Brittany Murphy
The "Uptown Girl" was dumped by her
manager and agent amid reports she had sex with a waiter while high
on drugs.
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Bill O'Reilly
Bill fired a "jihad" on the entire state
of San Francisco saying: "if al Qaeda comes in here and blows you up,
we're not going to do anything about it. We're going to say, 'Look, every
other place in America is off limits to you except San Francisco'. You
want to blow up Coit Tower, go ahead." -- Are conservatives the new "shock
jocks?" -- you decide.
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Martha Stewart
Not all is rosy in Marthaville this week;
NBC "fired" her "Apprentice" show for being "too soft and clean." The
show should've been "Martha's Prison Babes." This Teflon-Diva will surely
bounce back (we love you Martha, keep on baking).
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Robert Blake
Talk about being down and out in Beverly
Hills. The civil trial said Blake has to cough up 30 mil for his wife's
death. Maybe divorce would have been easier.
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Anna Nicole
Smith
It's getting ugly for this former Playboy
Playmate; videotapes of her deceased husband surfaced on TV this week
in the war to see who gets all his cash.
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Abortion Rights
Democrats better grow some balls before
this becomes a Religious-Taliban country. President Bush's nominee for
the Supreme Court, Samuel Alito, basically said he doesn't care much for
women rights.
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Chris Klein
This pretty boy only dates "10's" and
don't you dare gain "a few pounds." he told elle magazine. "I'm not tolerant
of that at all." -- Hmmm, is he trying to lose his women fans?-- or has
he gone "Tom Cruise wacky"?
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Gary Glitter
The former British rock star is on the
run for his reported appetite for young girls. How long before we see
a re-make of "Jail-House Rock?"
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Kevin Federline
This "lazy" Trophy Husband has been
called a "gold digger," sings bad music, but apparently does deliver
the big orgasm.
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Does it get any more
loseresque?
keep your eyes open: send us
your would-be-LOSERS!!!
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