BOSH Loser Watch -- we all got something to lose, and this week is no exception.

Screw-ups and bad times are bound to happen in life, but there are so much better when it's someone elses'.

In "loser-speak" remember the ultimate truth, when the ax falls and the cameras are rolling: "we are all in this alone."

Gene Simmons - A Judge ruled a former girlfriend can sue the KISS rocker for making her sound like a "sex-addicted nymphomaniac" EOnline






Enrique Iglesias - Admits his small penis shortcomings (nuff said). Hindustantimes

Michael Jackson - Has he gone broke? Pop star is said to be default to the tune of $270 million in loans. FOX






Paris Hilton - Car crashed and got a hike in her auto insurance premium. The Bosh






Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger - Will he back? -- he saw all eight of his initiatives voted down in the states election. ABC






The cast of "Arrested Development" - all the Emmys and critical praise in the world couldn't help the Fox low-rated sitcom from the ax. Reuters






Beanie Sigel - jailed for not paying child support (oh the shame). Signonsandiego






Does it get any more loseresque??
keep your eyes open: send us your would-be-LOSERS!!!

By Henry Cruz