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Marcia Cross

As Bree van De Kamp on "Desperate Housewives," Marcia Cross reacted to the coming-out of her son by worrying that her stuffiness had somehow caused him to be a wienie-loving homo. Having relaxed her nether regions over that one, she went through a very public charade; feeding rumors she was going to announce herself as a right-on lezzie. Life was sweet back then, it seems.

As per a report in Star, Marcia is having no end of headaches, deciding whom to invite to her upcoming marriage to stockbroker Tom Mahoney. On the one hand, if she makes her wedding a small, family-only affair, it won't have the grand show-biz glamour she craves for the most important day of her life. On the other hand, she would rather die and go to hell than to invite her bitchin' cast mates Teri Hatcher and Eva Longoria.

Teri and Eva, of course, would just love to come (in Saran Wrap dresses) to steal attention from the bride, who is older than they. What is poor Marcia to do? Looking at it from Tom's point of view, so long as she doesn't come out as a lesbian, he'll be happy. (By Scott Rose)

November 29, 2005
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