Celebrities have come out swingin' all over California as Arnold Schwarzenegger has been defying all logical expectations by being worse in government than he was in "Kindergarten Cop."

Sex-symbol and Hollywood icon Warren Beatty is on record saying "I don't think Arnold knows what he is doing." Rob Reiner, a star of "All In The Family," has aggressively sided against Arnold on many of his troglodyte positions.

During a speech in Oakland, Beatty suggested that the Schwarzenegger administration is in need of a "massive enema." The Bosh would have been right there to poke Schwarzie’s rule with that enema, but Schwarzie's aid Rob Stutzman called Beatty a "crackpot."

Beatty didn't take it lying down. "Call me a crackpot, you can call me a girly man or a stooge, or you can say my last picture didn't make money. That may well be true. But what is also true is what I'm saying, and you're not addressing it."

Meantime, a Democratic powerhouse in California, Doris Ward, is urging some other actor to run against Schwarzie. She claims: "The only hope Democrats have in defeating a celebrity is with another celebrity."

The worst-case scenario, as the Bosh sees it, would be for George W. Bush to get involved in a reverse cross-over, appearing in a major motion picture. It's one thing that the guy decimates our standing in the world, that he lies in order to start a war that kills untold tens of thousands and that he plays guitar while New Orleans floods; but if he ruined our Saturday night date by appearing in a movie, that would be too much to bear. (By Scott Rose)