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At the top of its homepage, bitterwaitress.com has the legend "Feel the love." The site features an STD you'd never want to catch. (Shitty Tipper Database). It has a store where you can purchase shirts and such imprinted with the bitterwaitress logo. Best of all, it has reports from real waitresses on celebrities who done them wrong. The Bosh doesn't know how truthful these reports are, but the one below about Tara Reid in a San Diego Starbuck's made us laugh.
"Last Super Bowl, Tara Ried came into the Starbucks where I use to work. She was as drunk as a skunk and hanging out with four or five slutty girls wearing next to nothing. She asked if we could blend her a drink and add a few splashes of vokda (which she pulled out of her fake Fendi purse...eww). I told her we werent a bar and there were no margaritas on our menu and she lunged over the counter screaming "DONT YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM!?!?!?" I told her that I knew who she was and still could not help her. She then did the most horribly embarassing thing I could imagine. She turned to a male co worker of mine, lifted up her skanky tank top and said "ARE MY TITS BETTER AT CONVINCING YOU!?!?!"
I told her to put her funbags away and leave."
(By Scott Rose)
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