Celebrity Living is running a piece on how Brad Pitt's mommy Jane is sick-and-tired of the media circus attached to the Jen vs. Angelina cat fight and wants everybody to sit down at a "Summit" to resolve their differences.

Brad's mommy is said to be especially upset that Jen, who she "considers a daughter," has been airing her dirty laundry in public. With what a star's dirty laundry can fetch on e-Bay, the smart money would find a way to get a cut. And it's pretty twisted that Brad’s mommy thinks of Jen as a daughter, because that would mean that Brad had married and had wild frantic intercourse with his sister.

Brad's actual brother and sister, Doug and Julie Pitt, on the other hand, are happy to see Brad having wild frantic intercourse with Angelina. She hooked Doug up with some U.N. bigwigs and has sent lavish gifts to Julie's two children. Although a relationship expert told Celebrity Living that Brad's mommy should "mind her own business and let Brad work this out for himself," there are gossipy fans vicious enough to want to see Jen and Angelina in a hair-pulling ladies' mud wrestling contest. (By Scott Rose)