The founder of Elite Models, John Casablancas, recently let it all hang loose during an interview in Complex magazine. He called Giselle Bundchen "an empty shell, one big void."

This writer chatted with Giselle at a party one evening. She holds her own nicely in conversation, and she looks stunning. Could the subtext of Casablanca's complaint be "She won't sleep with me"?

Meanwhile in that same interview, he called Naomi Campbell "unbearable." Battin' a thousand, John boy! Naomi for her part told the New York Post's Page Six that John had apologized for her. When John read that, the makeup hit the fan.

In an e-mail to Naomi, he said "I'm happy to see that my note to you allowed you to save face with the press. Too bad that it was also used to make me look like [bleep]. For the record, I don't grovel (and you of all people should know that!) and I feel quite comfortable with my contradictory feelings about you: A+ as a person; D- for behavior with your bookers." Mr. Casablancas signed that one "Love, John."

Kissee, kissee. We can't wait to see Naomi and John Casablancas at the same party, kissing on first one cheek, then the other, the while thinking "Asshole!" and "Slut!" (By Scott Rose)