No small number of the titles of films in which Charlie Sheen has acted lend themselves to double-entendres in view of his notorious activities engaging prostitutes though married. "Grizzly II: The Predator." "Young Guns." "Tale of Two Sisters." "Men at Work." "Loaded Weapon." "Terminal Velocity." "Loose Women." "All Dogs Go To Heaven." "Money Talks." "The Big Bounce." "Deeper Than Deep."

I'm repeating that last one for effect. "Deeper Than Deep." Charlie, of course you'll remember, got himself in deeper than deep shit with his wife Denise. Star reports that she has not learned her lesson. Denise and Charlie are said to be gearing up for a "re-commitment ceremony" in December. We are talking about the man who dated pron star Ginger Lynn Allen and who "accidentally" shot his then-fiancee Kelly Preston in the arm. On the plus side of the ledger, it was (allegedly reformed) cocaine head Charlie who drove Ben Affleck to the Promises rehabilitation center when Ben had had one drink too many. With a knowing smirk on our face, we wish Denise and Charlie every happiness. (By Scott Rose)