The Post reports that at the grand opening of the Home nightclub on West 27th Street, Andy Dick got boozed up and "grabbed, licked and groped everyone in sight -- especially the male models." He was said to have his hands down another man's pants, and not because he wanted to read the washing instructions on the guy's undies.

But it isn't as if Andy Dick were completely without self-control. At a table next over from his sat Nick Lachey with a bunch of beautiful women, none of them Jessica, yet Andy didn't go over for a grope. (By Scott Rose)