Star reports that both Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are chomping at the bit to get their baby factory into rapid-fire production. Katie said something to the effect about not giving a damn if she's pregnant on her wedding night while Tom, ever eager in his secret heart to squash gay rumors, says he can't wait to be changing diapers and have bundles of joy puking on his shoulder.

But The Bosh is concerned for the welfare of the unborn Cruises. Can't you just picture it? One of their infants has an eye infection, but the parents say "No drops for you, baby. Take this vitamin and excercise!" (By Scott Rose)