Though we need to be defended from him, Donald Rumsfeld is our Secretary of Defense.

In Singapore just now, the warmonger Rumsfeld made blunt public crticisms of China. He said that Beijing's military spending threatened the delicate security balance in Asia. Like Rumsfeld's military spending doesn't threaten any delicate balances. He also called for the Chinese to allow for more "political freedom," (though we know that a number of desperately needed and highly qualified Arabic-English translators have been thrown out of Rumsfeld's military for being homosexual). Rumsfeld furthermore urged China to encourage more open markets (though we know that W allows the dollar to sink into the gutter so that foreign countries will have more incentive to buy US products, while the US has less incentive to buy theirs).

If that isn't hypocrisy, then I'm Lindsay Lohan staying sober for six months. (By Scott Rose)