Brangelina perfect Hype Club

Step 1: Date someone either significantly younger and less A-listy than you (Tom/Katie) or someone who will maximize tabloid coverage, while also ruining a life other than your own (Brad/Angelina).
Step 2: Have either annoyingly loud hotel sex (Brad/Angelina), or, if for whatever reason you are incapable of such an act, go batshit on Oprah (Tom/Katie).
Step 3: Talk about marriage, babies, aliens, etc. (Brad/Angelina, Tom/Katie).
Step 4: Kick back and watch the dough roll in (Ibid).
Step 5: Break up and return to your normal life, such as it was (Brad/Angelina? Tom/Katie?)