What would Paris say if she saw the picture of Jesse Metcalfe in the current issue of Star? Despite having said at a recent L.A. party "I'm just trying to look for some hot chicks!", the hunky Desperate Housewives actor is shown in the back of a cab outside of L.A.'s Spider Club, with his index finger deep up in his nose. You'd think he might care about the driver seeing him in the rearview mirror. Though the camera didn't catch him eating it, New York City boogerologist Morton Fingelschleimer, who does not treat Jesse, says the odds are 90/10 in favor of Jesse having tasted his catch. (By Scott Rose)