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Jen Garner, Shania Twain; Putting Themselves In A Pasture?



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Why do cows have tits that their calves can't resist sucking?

It's because farmers put cow udder cream on their nipples.

I kid you not.

Somewhere along the line, people discovered that cow udder cream is a magnificent moisturizer for humans, and thus the proliferation of cow udder cream brands; Redex, Udder Balm, Bag Balm, they're all in on the cow udder action.

Now, Star magazine is reporting that Jennifer Garner was inspired by Shania Twain to use cow udder cream. Shania is said to slather it on her face and body and she claims it is "better than Botox." The Bosh is having some trouble confirming that claim. If any farmers out there have shot Botox into their cows' udders, will you please let us know your opinion on which is better, the Botox, or the cow udder cream? (By Scott Rose)


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