When Shar Jackson was minding her first child at the time she was 8 months pregnant with the second, and their father Kevin Federline did the responsible thing and dumped her like a wet turd in favor of the Oops, I did it again girl, do you think Shar sat around feeling sorry for herself? Do you think every time she looks at those two kids, and sees the resemblance to Kevin, she pokes needles into the urethra of a Federline voodoo doll? Well think again. Ms. Jackson is busy, busy, busy; according to Star People, she's teeming up with Marla Maples to do a reality show called "Ex-Wives Club." In the summer, she'll be introducing a line of lipsticks called "Relationships," with one called "He Cheated." What color is He Cheated anyway? Spermacide foam white? Shar herself says: "I'm not sitting at home thinking about Kevin & Britney." Given the Ex-Wives show and the He Cheated lipstick, nothing could be more obvious than that Shar Jackson is not thinking about Kevin and Britney. (Scott Rose)