When Jen Meyer hooked up with Tobey McGuire two years ago, she thought she was getting a super-hero. Turns out, what she's getting is more like a Ride With The Devil through an Ice Storm, with no play on the titles of McGuire's films intended. Long story short; she wants to get married, he don't. Too many films to do, too many other woman to do, we imagine; when a guy's that rich and famous, he can gain two-hundred pounds and still have the most beautiful women in the party ready and willing to heat his meatballs and coax the sauce right out of the salami. Jen dearest, if what you want with all your heart is to be married, dump this superstar as if his breath were your heart's poison. From a different point of view, you might try couple's counselling, but my friends tell me that's as much fun as an incurable case of constipation. (By Scott Rose)