Star magazine was the first to announce that Bit Bit and the other doggies wouldn't be the only rugrats in the Federline household for long, and now they have gruesome details about what was going on when Britney got rushed to the hospital recently; prematurely separated placenta with corresponding blood gush was the diagnosis. Moving forward now, there appears to be a gossip feeding frenzy with some outlets offering small fortunes for the first photos of cellulite on Britney's thighs or bum. It's all quite tasteless, and the tastelessness reached a low when wagging tongues suggested that it was not Kevin who had impregnated Britney but rather Madonna. So long as the baby doesn't look like a chihuahua, though, Brit is likely to survive anything the gossipers can dish out. (By Scott Rose)