Mary-Kate Olsen relapses?

Let's hope Mary-Kate gets back on her feet quickly, for the sake of her future. Yes, her health is important, but I'm talking about something even more important - her internship. As New York City students know far too well, a glamorous internship is hard to land. And the Olsen twins have landed two of the most glamorous there are. Ashley is working with up and coming fashion designer, Zac Posen and Mary-Kate is interning with world-renown photographer Annie Leibovitz. If Mary-Kate doesn't make it back to NYC soon, I'm sure there's a ton of other gals who'd love to work with Annie.

More rumors after the jump.

The Olsens are notoriously hush-hush about their private lives, but lucky for us, Lindsay Lohan is not. She's opened up about a great many personal issues in the next issue of W, on which she graces the cover. First of all, she takes a Bill Clinton-type stand on marijuana. She admits that she's tried it, but "hated" it. One drug she swears she'll never touch is cocaine, "I've seen how it messes with families, and, you know, it f**ks your life up," Lohan told the magazine, alluding to her father. In the interview she claims to be open-minded about her father's idea for a Lohan family reality show, "a reality show might help, actually. At least then people could get the truth." We're dying to hear the truth about Lindsay's love life. A rumor posted on gossip website, Defamer, claims that Lindsay had an "intimate" encounter in a bathroom with the drummer for the group McFly. Unfortunately, she doesn't talk about this with W.

New Couple Alert: The end of "Sex and the City" hasn't slowed Kristin Davis's love life down. According to the Sun, she's been dating comedian Steve Martin. Kristin must have a thing for white hair.

It seems as though Jude Law doesn't like to be the butt of a joke. Guessing that his reputation may have suffered after the beating he took from Chris Rock during his Oscar intro, Law promptly fired his agent at CAA and hired a new one at Endeavor.

"The Simple Life" is getting pretty complicated for Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. According to Page Six's Cindy Adams, the two best friends weren't acting very friendly at Elton John's annual post-Oscars bash the other night. In fact, they were intentionally ignoring one another. Girls, can't we all just get along?

Jocks can be so mean. David Beckham, who seems much more like the bully than the bullied, has been enduring some harsh teasing from his Real Madrid teammates over the name that he and Victoria gave their newborn son. It seems Cruz only really works as a last name. But footballers aren't the only ones who have a problem with the moniker. There is actually a Spanish law that prohibits giving a child a gender neutral first name. As always, this is sure to be a case where celebrities are above the law.

Is John Travolta a fan of the weave? A rumor has been spreading that the actor must have used the hair-lengthening technique for the Oscars. His reps are refusing to comment, but it's obvious that Travolta must have had some sort of help for his hair to go from close-cut (as it has been lately on his Be Cool promotional stops) to long and flowing.
(By Kate Lanahan)