United in protest against an upcoming gay pride celebration in Jerusalem, a bunch of backwards-thinking Sheiks, Reverends and Rabbis assembled, in Jerusalem, saying that to allow the gay pride event would convey the erroneous impression that homosexuality is acceptable. Because gay people are born gay, that statement from these religious nincompoops is no better than had they said that having brown eyes is not acceptable. Israel's Sephardic chief rabbi said yesterday at a news conference "They are creating a deep and terrible sorrow that is unbearable," echoing the "bitterness" expressed by the pope five years ago when the gay pride fest was held in Rome. The Bosh asks, how many closeted clerics does it take to ruin your day? (By Scott Rose)