Amid unconfirmed reports that they would start selling tickets to the Michael Jackson trial, defense lawyers named as possible witnesses to be called to the stand Diana Ross, Elizabeth Taylor and Dr. Ruth. Though Dr. Ruth could not be reached for comment, it remains true that the accuser was 13 at the time of the alleged events, and that there are 13-year-olds who know how to use their sexuality to entrap adults. Meanwhile, Jackson has the flu and the circus won't be able to go on for a few days. All that's missing is a llama, a monkey and a paddle for the behinds of the accusers' parents. (By Scott Rose)