Public opinion did not agree with the view that Martha Stewart is a dangerous criminal and yet America's favorite homemaker will have to wear an electronic monitoring bracelet for five months after being released from the federal penitentiary in Alderson, West Virginia next month. Here at The Bosh, though, it boggles our minds to think of what Martha might do if she weren't compelled to wear the electronic monitoring bracelet; why, with her record, who knows, she could even be capable of adding Herbes de Provence to an Italian recipe. (By Scott Rose)