Curtis Jackson, aka 50 Cent, who has a song with the line "If I didn't smell so good would you still hug me?" has a new track called "If This World Was Mine." We won't nitpick by saying that should read "If This World Were Mine." If a rapper used the subjunctive, after all, the poor kids making him rich, who will never advance exactly because of their poor command of the language, would likely reject him. No matter; in the new song, 50 praises a number of beautiful girls including Tyra Banks, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid, Penelope Cruz and Angelina Jolie. This is what he has to say about Jennifer Aniston: "Ooh-hoo! I'm so glad you broke up, baby!" Will somebody tell this dude that to get a classy lady, you go animal after, not before getting her into the bedroom. (By Scott Rose)