 |
| Jesus Christ |
|
|
 |
It's time to open your heart to Christ. Jesus H. Christ, the totally awesome band that professes, "We're bigger than the Beatles".
To borrow from them:
The visual: two bald brothers flank a hirsute vocalist & drummer.
The review:
"The musical equivalent to Strangers With Candy!!" (Time Out New York)
The members:
Joel Shelton - Guitar-Lead, Songwriter-Composer
Risa Mickenberg - Vocalist, Songwriter-Lyricist
Will Shelton - Bass Guitar
Ray Grappone - Percussion
The past:
Theme songs for shows on Oxygen and We-Tv and a jingle for (I couldn't make this up) Alley Cat cat food. Lucky! Plus Mickenberg was commissioned by HBO to write a comedy series about a female rocker called "Don't Sleep With Your Drummer."
The present:
Songs such as 'Laurel Has Too Many Male Hormones', 'Darren Aronofsky (Why Were You Totally Checking Out My Boobs At The Memorial Service?)', and 'Everything You Love Annoys Me'.
The future:
JesusHChristRocks(really does rock.)
So Saturday, if you're tired of Paris Hilton's naked ass on the telly, and your 'Napoleon Dynamite' DVD is skipping from overuse, check out their show:
Saturday January 15th, 2005, 8 pm, Galapagos Art Space, 70 N 6th Street Williamsburg, NY (L Train to Bedford )
Jesus H Christ and the Four Hornsmen of the Apocalypse!!! (Appearing with Lorraine Leckie)
[k.noonan]
|
