"Will & Grace" actor Sean Hayes attended the San Francisco Ballet's masked ball gala. Also present was Paris Hilton in the company of her parents and the Entertainment Tonight film crew. Unconfirmed reports have it that when the cameras weren't rolling, Sean went into character as Jack McFarland, swished over to Paris, made a deprecating motion with his hands towards her neck and cleavage and said "That necklace . . . cascading golden South Sea pearls and diamonds . . . obviously expensive . . . but you make it look as cheap as a fat ugly whore with bad breath." (By Scott Rose)