Today's New York Post would have readers believe New Year's Eve in Miami will be hotter than in New York City, and at that, they list Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan as the hottest names partying in Miami, and then say the two probably won't show up. Well, Bosh writer Scott Rose is going to be at a party in an Upper East Side penthouse with views over tout New York and guests including many fabulous movers and shakers. Stay tuned to learn how many bottles of which champagne were consumed and by who. (BY SCOTT ROSE)