According to a really, really important survey ("Political Ho Down") conducted by heavy.com, Alexandra Kerry is the sexiest political daughter. Her total of 172,824 votes beat out Barbara Bush (124,712), Jenna Bush (64,295) and Cate Edwards (24,567).

Which means the results to my poll of how many losers cast votes in useless contests is in, totaling 386,398. Approximately, anyhow. I can't add too good since I waste all my brain power finding these juicy bits for you to feast upon.

No need to thank me. (But if you must, you must. Just remember to make the check out to CASH.)

[k.noonan]