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October 1, 2004
The J Stands For Jail
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Outrageous. The Enquirer is sending O.J. Simpson to jail. For what? Being so good at football and golf? Is that a crime? Oh, wait, it's for tax-evasion, which is. According to his sports agent, Mike Gilbert, Simpson is guilty of massive tax evasion- to the tune of about $1 million. The charge could put O.J. in jail for up to five years. Hmmm. Now wouldn't that be interesting? Gilbert, who says he has proof of the tax fraud, also claims that the star of the epic 'Naked Gun' trilogy "secretly confessed that he murdered his wife...and much more." Ohh. Maybe the J stands for Juicy.
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