Metropolitan Opera conductor Daniel Oren was handcuffed backstage after a performance of La Boheme the other night and held in the 20th precinct. Met management says Orin was rushing tempi in a criminal manner and ... wait, no, he was arrested for non-payment of support to an estranged wife in Italy, who has no children by him. Bosh readers, please understand, while murderers go free, an opera conductor was arrested. There would be more just cause for handcuffing George W. Bush than there was for hauling in Daniel Oren, but of course in a Bush America, it is not always the guilty who get arrested.