I'm no Britney fan, but it's hard to miss bumping into her. She's Front-page news, "Crazy Britney gets married." -- and she sold the "exclusive" wedding pictures to People Magazine. That's so nice of Britney to share with the little people.

Today, the buzz again -- "is she promoting her new single?" or "did she stage her nuptials to avoid the paparazzi?"

Either way, she's made it onto the television, again -- on every channel. Lead Story, "shocking update!" -- "She's Mariah Carey Wacky."

She so young, rich and really crazy -- marrying all the back-up dancers." I wonder what nutty thing she'll do next week.

20 questions swirling as People Magazine published wedding photographs and rival Us Weekly claimed it had a document proving the whole thing was a fake.

Us claimed that arguments over a prenuptial agreement meant that Spears and Federline could not go ahead with a wedding last Saturday.

A prenuptial agreement for Federline? You mean this wont last forever?

"I know we're not completely legal until we file the license, which we'll do next week. But in a real sense, a spiritual sense, we're married. We're just following our lawyer's advice," Spears told People. "I believe you marry in your heart and that means much more than a piece of paper," she said.

How is Mom going to fix this one? Back in January, she wed a former high school sweetheart in Las Vegas and Mommy had the marriage annulled three days later.

Is it possible that Federline loves Britney, for Britney. Or is he looking at the end payoff when the high dies off -- the payday.

That's some gig; "How much does it cost to be Mr. Spears?"

By Henry Cruz