Oxford University will finally gain some prestige this fall as Madonna enrolls online to study for a Bachelor of Arts in Literature. Wow. What a talent. We knew she could write, what with that "Sex" book and all, but she can read, too? Awesome.

The Sun quoted a source as saying, "Madonna was always frustrated about having to sacrifice her education when her music career took off." Especially that part where she ran away and was living on the streets. But papa don't preach, this mom is getting educated now. Word.

[katie noonan]