Brigitte Nielsen, who among her ex husbands includes Sylvester Stallone, and who with drag diva Rupaul sang the mega dance hit "You're No Lady," has, according to Cindy Adams in today's New York Post, given a TV soundman something to write home about. It seems that while filming a new Jackie Collins mini-series on Hollywood shennanigans, Brigitte, finding that her lapel-mike wire had to be hidden, and wearing a white mesh shirt with nothing underneath, brazenly took the soundman's hand and put it up her blouse, wiggling excessively as the wire was put in its place. Feigning a slip of her arm, she put her hand at the exact location of his physical manhood,which is to say, his penis. Then she requested of him that he "whip it out." If you can imagine, he did not. Highly sexed myself, I know exactly how Brigitte felt at that moment, and if more celebrities are this honest about their animal desires, then before long we should be seeing an orgy at a prominent Oscars after party, and we might expect for Rob Lowe to film it. As a teacher would say, class is out. (By SCOTT ROSE)